Still more glamorous than Rich.

Gulf Coast?

“I told that bastard not to run his mower while I’m napping in my hammock!”

No, just walking funny.

Milking through the fence, so to speak.

That’s two bad.

AutoIncorrect gives me some great errors, which I share with my wife. She then assumes it happens ALL the time and that autocorrect is trash. She can’t quite grasp that the combination of autocorrect with swipe typing by a person who forgets how the keyboard is laid out is how I get my free fun.

That’s odd, I heard you all smell like ozone, dust, and a hint of nuclear winter.

We’ve been together 33 years, married for 31, and still crazy in love. Even on the days we want to kill each other.

Don’t you have a second amendment protected SAM?

That didn’t confuse me, I thought maybe the good ship Lollipop was in the next slip.

Yeah, but I noticed my short wife can’t - or maybe she likes ignoring my teasing.

Thanks, and I’ve been admiring your username, while I read about meteors striking Earth.

If you both do it at the same time it’s hard to concentrate.

No need to get all physicsal about it.

I bet he’s laughing at someone who fell off the pole.

Well, of course. They’ve licked me enough to know I taste like chicken. As long as they hold off until after I die we’re cool.

Cute outfit? Sure.

Glitter.

The friction.