Some may find themselves triggered. As Nietzsche said, “And if you bite long into a pear, the pear also bites into you.”

”It’s not clear if the deal will make it through Congress, though, because it is—have you heard?—filled with enormous assholes. [New York Times]”

I have 5 grandkids and 3 dogs, I think the dogs listen better.

The toes on her left foot are 1-1/2 times longer than the ones on her right. What kind of bargain basement mail-order bride is this?

I’d rather eat poutine than puteen, doesn’t that stuff come from putas?

So, $400,000,000 American.

Counterpoint: fuck Jersey.

“I thought it was broken!”

He’s sure not black like Barry White.

That last sentence was redundant.

$500,ooo,ooo Canadian? What’s that in real money?

When asked about his accident, Mr. Gage replied “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

Not if the car absorbs it first.

I thought Bentley was a European brand?

“You can barely build a shitty email.“

That lien is on you, the shower that did the mods still wants their check.

Maintaining the Patriarchy ain’t cheap.

Maintaining the Patriarchy ain’t cheap.

Millennials pick shitty names for their kids.

MAGA, MOFOs!

Ok, thanks for clearing that up.