Because Deadspin is the arbiter of all morality, and they can claim their Prince references earlier today were more appropriate than the scope of the Baltimore Orioles’ twitter feed, without any justification.

Sure. But remember that mocking people who vote for religious reasons is pretty lame, just as it is to mock somebody who rejects modern medicine and therefore dies because of religious reasons.

Baserunners have not been allowed to grab defenders for a long time. First year watching the sport?

How many Prince stories did Deadspin run today? But you keep telling other sports outlets to #StickToSprots

Religion claims another stupid one. Let’s make fun of Ted Cruz tomorrow, though.

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It’s a bad thing.

It’s trendy to hate baseball

Pretty sure the teacher’s nickname is Turkey Patti

But where would we find Batista Thumbs Up posting irrelevant WWF matches from 25 years ago?

Burneko: the guy who responds to comments, becomes embarrassed, and just deletes the whole thread

In fairness, cross-referencing a box score is VERY difficult, and it’s something completely outside the scope of the job description of “professional sports writer”

“Donger” is funny because dong is a slang term for penis, and penises are funny.

Harper was the game’s best player before the season even started

The umpires still could have convened and overturned it without a review, something that happened frequently before the new slide rule, so you can’t say it would’ve been 4-3 without the review.

Wait, you STILL think the new slide rule is the reason why the Blue Jays lost that game in Tampa? Holy shit.

You wouldn’t have known he didn’t coach the Spurs?

“The Hornets lost 105-113"

There was no intent by Bellemare, either, but Petchesky lost his fucking mind this morning. That’s the joke.

obviously the best comment is buried after the standard “bigots are dumb” memes