You want me to bile at ya?

in which he signed an issue of Playboy which features our least-favorite walking irradiated tumor on the cover.

Collins didn’t make an error.

You’re wrong. It was a double that allowed him to reach second, not an error.

You’re obviously a Gawker employee. If not, you’re the dumbest person on the planet.

I vehemently disagree; this is clearly a high-school soap opera.

“Patriotism is stupid, unless you’re Pat Tillman, in which case it’s awesome!”

I’m not saying you were calling him, specifically, a dick. I’m saying you described a certain persona (someone whose worldview is warped by 9/11) as dick. Which means you are admitting he COULD be a dick.

I’m doing both simultaneously. Vladimir Guerrero would be offended by your implication.

It seems like you don’t know the difference between “is” and “could be.”

Wow. Kindly point to where I claimed you called Pat Tillman a dick.

So you think Pat Tillman could be a dick, but you also think Peter King is a dick, which means Pat Tillman should be in the hall of fame.

It’s a good thing I used the plural “you.”

Starting four games within an hour of each other eliminates so many viewers trying to watch multiple games. How are you missing this?

...but if the Anaheim game started late enough for those fans to make it home, it would’ve been an even later start for Predators fans than Chicago fans. Perhaps you missed my comment about the underlying problem.

...maybe fans like the staggered broadcasts. Just a guess.

Correct. A hockey analyst on TV complaining about the optimization of viewership is just unbelievably dumb.

“We’re inclined to agree.”

Remember when he worked at the convenience store and his boss was John Stockton? That was weird.

Meanwhile Patrick Redford can’t read a box score properly. Scroll down and read the Mike Trout story. But Deadspin would rather point out the Baltimore Orioles’ twitter feed (???) than fire their terrible nightly employee who writes false shit every day.