Are you under the impression that real grown ups, with families and hobbies and good jobs don’t sometimes drink to excess?

Flip a bird at you and Tyler, too.

Whoa, edgy.

Stomach acid. I found that when I have a hangover it’s not a headache usually, it’s the kind where I puke every hour for like 6 hours. Eating something carby before I go to bed counteracts this effect.

old sayings like “liquor before beer, you’re in the clear” and “beer before liquor, you’ve never been sicker” are largely nonsense.

Whoops...the section and sub-sections threw me off with the images. I gotcha. Nice post.

“As an aside, I think Roberto Clemente should be in the Airplane Hall of Fame.”

I missed the part where the cops knew their names at the time they aborted the rescue attempt.

Yeah, because they wouldn’t be out stealing cars and running from the police in the first place.

Eh, that wouldn’t bait nearly the same amount of clicks.

Your first paragraph was pretty dumb and you seem to be digging deeper in that regard, but I wholeheartedly agree that Pat Tillman was an absolute badass and Peter King is a little shitheaded pussy. Let’s just leave it at that.

That’s a stupid thing to say.

Yes, but for instance, the two games I really wanted to see were NY-Pittsburgh, and Chicago-St. Louis. I got to see them both. This was the only way that would happen. Necessary evil.

I guess I’m one of those 20 then.

“An 8:42 start serves who?”

Why is this a bad tweet? Because Deadspin says so? Get off your high horse, douche. OK, Prince died. We get it. Talented dude. Great musician. Awesome song writer. Not a social media monopoly on words, with overly-sensitive Deadspin employees to serve as Twitter police.

I don’t get it. Please enlighten me why this is bad.

Relax, dude. Michael Jackson died today.

SOUND THE GOD DAMN ALARM KEL MITCHELL READ THE HEADLINE AND HAS BAD FUCKING INTENTIONS #PRAYFORBALTIMORE

It’s because you caked Christianity out for what it is. People don’t take kindly to being told that their idiotic beliefs are idiotic