I find myself far more curious about the hair band in front of the sink (a coded message to Selena?), and the black powder dusted to the side. Charcoal for brushing teeth? Speaking of which, his toothbrush is in the middle of the sink? Signaling laziness? Creativity? Eccentricity? So he is always apprised of its…

So, as the result of an extended drunken dare, I actually have an oil painting of myself as Empress Josephine. I feel compelled to defend myself by saying I’m an oil painter, was in art school at the time and have always loved history. I’m a bit queasy, but at least mine is a joke and has *never* been shown publicly.…

“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

what do you think Sean smells like? Cinnamon and flop-sweat?

People asked me why I cared who the president was and now he’s slapping a 20% tariff on our softwood lumber (this is my husband’s industry), telling our dairy farmers that they’re the worst, and threatening to pull out of NAFTA.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I WOULD CARE.

Mr. Trump cannot even send birthday wishes without positioning himself in absolute center of the photograph.

I gave up on swim suits. I wear a mens XL Billabong rash guard and size 40 board shorts. No sunburned arms, shoulders, or back, and no thigh rubbing.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

This is SO off-topic and I apologize- a friend of mine is in prison and I want to send her a book or two. They allow coloring books and regular books if ordered from Amazon.com. I’m drawing a blank at what to send her. She is an artist and very intellectual and I know would appreciate something art related or a good…

#FreeMelania

“You should be happy your rapist settled for you. Nobody else wants you.”

Point taken. I will not use it again.

“But it’s important that Suprun has publicized his intention […] even if it means contending with Trumpeter wrath.”

Looks like Hitila can’t even spell “Sieg Heil” correctly. Tsk tsk.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

In fairness my image is neither crafted nor polished, and I don’t really want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand, either.