I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

This woman could have been the first black female president if she hadn’t hitched her wagon to GWB and been forced to back his policies. Brilliant and capable.

Oh, how I miss those sights. :< I was lured away from Florida for California 5 years ago. The Pacific is the pits and the drought is for saps. It’s crowded and everything is brown. I’d kill to teleport to New Smyrna beach to lay on the sugar sand again...

Good to hear that everything’s looking blue there. :3

Hello, my dear home state! How I miss your majestic waters! :) Please don’t go red this year. <3

Trump also stiffed Lester at first. My husband and I thought he was just going to recede into the shadows.

I loved it when the Trumps slunk off stage while the Clintons stayed and thanked people for coming. I can only imagine the psychotic temper tantrum he did in the limo.

How the hell did he graduate from Penn??

I think he said thousands of shootings in Chicago.

Not to mention, how? How logistically are you going to take all their oil? It’s so farfetched.

It’s like a nonsensical pinata. One tap and all the crazy comes spilling right out. The stop and frisk insistences were particularly galling.

No one knows this translates as I didn’t know this until one of my advisers got me to shut up for 2 seconds and made me memorize that fact.

My petty was on from the jump last night, literally from the moment Hillary opened her mouth, and was the literal personification of “I DID NOT COME TO PLAY WITH YOU HOES! I CAME TO SLAY”

Honestly, for Trump to graduate Penn, either his dad paid the admin a little something under the table OR Trump (barely) earned the degree and has SEVERELY deteriorated over the years. This isn’t just specious name-calling, but the guy likely has Alzheimer’s. He’s the right age and has so many symptoms including rage,…

I also liked Jerry Springer’s tweet

I was SO nervous about this all day. I *might* even have been kind of a jerk to my husband when he got home 30 minutes into this thing & wanted to chat. But holy shit, Hillz did us proud.

14 million IN 1975! That’s not a small loan today and it most certainly was a massive loan in the 70s!

His reply was more telling, in that he called it a “small loan.” A small loan of $14 mil.

Hillary brain ninja’d the FUCK out of that diseased orange with that comment about his dad giving him money. He was in control up until that point, subdued and a little boring, and then he immediately began to unravel. It was beautiful.

I can’t count the number of women who have been fucking awful to me. I have HG which makes me puke even now at 7 months. It SUCKS. I am on antinausea meds ALL DAY every day just so I can make sure I eat something and I get to keep fluids in. I have been told repeatedly that a woman had what I had but that “she would…

when i was a teenager, the worst public embarrassment we could suffer wasn’t even on the internet. it was a passed note that ended up in the wrong hands or tripping and falling down in front of the entire cafeteria or something mundane like that. thank god i’m an old.