CHOLULA. You know it’s the best sauce because it has the beautiful lady on the label.

I was going to say something about Better Off Dead but someone beat me to it.

Your mom was clearly much more chill than mine, I never would’ve been allowed out the house in something that low cut!

Ever see Rent or The Fantasticks?

I came here to say exactly this. Fuck Jackson right in his genocidal ass.

Really it should be a woman on the 20 anyway, not the 10.

I grew up on the near West Side and once watched two white cops beat the shit out my 14-yo biracial neighbor. This was a scrawny short kid, 14 but could’ve passed for 12.

In Trump’s defense, I watched five or six minutes of this show during Rachel Maddow’s commercial breaks and I thought his wife and adult children did a decent job at acting like they had all met each other before and liked one another.

“The Black vote”.

A big part of this story is missing: Mason earned something like $450,000 last year but law enforcement couldn’t figure out who was paying her. She was not listed on the governor’s payroll and last I heard mention of it, they were still trying to figure out where her paychecks were coming from. That’s a helluva lot of…

Perhaps you are just sensitive to stereotypes of all kinds? You seem like a thoughtful individual. I don’t like hearing jokes about “Black people shit” because every time I hear someone say it, I can think of at least one Black person I know who defies the stereotype. Example: My oldest friend, who is very Black in…

You seem pretty dope. Stay that way :)

Actually, not my experience. For some reason he just wanted me to smoke and put out cigarettes on his feet.

This is fucking priceless lmao

Excellent example of user name making point.

Lol it's only lame because he's old now and mostly just trips over stuff on Sports Center.

Yoko Twitter is like a fresh new mini-acid trip each day

Right? Who says “macaroni and cheese” anyway? Really. I want to know. What kind of fucking fascists are out there talking ‘bout “I’m fixing to make some macaroni and cheese, Smithers.”

Yeah, I call shenanigans on this. Olivia sounds bitter. Margot Robbie fucking owned the Duchess.

Avon Barksdale is too good. I wonder how many dogs have been named this.