Thank you for writing this. My own 10-week abortion was due to the one and only time I have ever had so much to drink that I threw up the next morning, and I threw up five minutes after taking my BCP. I was in a committed relationship but a child would have prevented me from achieving major life goals, and I never…

As a little girl of 6 or 7, I saw my dad getting out of the shower with his big ol’ Johnson swinging back and forth (to paraphrase from“Friday”).

By this logic, I assume you are also uncomfortable with your daughter sharing a restroom with gay girls and women.

Don’t take it personal. In the early days of Ye Olde Gawker, some chick eviscerated me, another woman, because I didn’t want to reveal personal details that could easily identify me, so that meant I must be lying.

Janice Walsh - What a badass.

This is exactly what’s going on. Women like my 74yo mother: She never thought she’d live long enough to see a woman president, and even though Hillary isn’t perfect, my mom just Really, Really wants to see a woman in the Oval before she dies. It is deeply meaningful to her.

Yes. I am willing to consider the possibile existence of a manual for narcissism and abuse. Because I left one too and every women’s shelter support group I’ve ever been to since, it’s just the Same. Damn. Story. Every. Time.

Lol My sister dropped one in the toilet & put its replacement through a wash/rinse cycle in her fancy washing machine a couple months later. Her eldest child ratted her out to me, & now I call her the Black Hole That Eats Technology.

I just died a little reading this. No one deserves that shit. I’ve experienced something similar, and no one believed me either. The police & everyone who didn’t know him VERY well took his side because he was much older than me and an authority figure. At least I had support from his employees, who knew what kind of…

CAN’T WAIT

You will be missed, Mark! Thanks for making me paranoid that my retina will detach! You wrote some real shit on this site, don't sell yourself short. Can't wait to see what you do at UPROXX.

Thank you for offering me this alternative, distorted reality. I expect it will help me face the new year with some semblance of personal dignity.

Yes, the deal with Lindsey (I think) is this: Being a former federal prosecutor, he has that natural likability about him, he can be a powerful speaker while remaining charming and witty - one thing ALL good prosecutors have in common is the ability to make people like them and trust them very quickly. Also he is a…

I enjoy commenting which makes no sense.

The act of reading your comment holds more entertainment value than that show.

Why does MJ hate Beth Ditto? Aside from the hair/makeup fiasco which could arguably be rationalized as “remembering 2006”, someone sent her down the runway in a dress with a giant grease stain.

I actually read that as “aboobing sadness”.

I once met a really really really hot guy who was stocking shelves at Trader Joe’s. My best friend was with me & she just asked him for his number because she thought he looked like someone who could sell her a bag of weed. And she was right! Plus he’s sooo cute! She was just visiting from out of town, and the three…

KFC is the Devil’s chicken. For everyone who had the misfortune to not grow up in Chicago: