You get all the stars. I am lol’ing for real in my freezing fucking cold workplace.

My understanding is that you have to come into contact with armadillo blood. I think it’s pretty recent that the connection between armadillos and leprosy was recognized, maybe 10 or 20 years, and it came about because the remaining “leper colony” in the US was (maybe still is?) in South Louisiana, and the connection…

All of this, plus the huge black widow spider colony in my breezeway. Days after I Cy-Kick™’ed them into oblivion (and taped up a sign warning dog walkers because the webs were at dog height), one lone black widow appeared dangling before my front door when I came home, at eye level, waggling its legs at me like “Fuck…

I may misunderstand, but I think you are saying the SMA symptoms (vomiting, pain) are likely the result of years of disordered eating? Also it seems like all the “real” cases (that can be fixed w/surgery) are in tall people w/naturally lanky builds.

I’m interested in this. A friend has been dating a very young woman for years who claims to have SMA but cannot get a diagnosis or treatment, even though she spent 3 weeks at the Mayo Clinic. They sent her home with an eating disorder dx. She’s spent weeks in various other hospitals and is always sent home with eating…

What's the verdict on Master Cleanse? Disgustingly racist, or just disgusting?

Ugh. Do better "research". Blackface = not okay, even in the Netherlands. They have an ugly history with this stuff. Have all the white models you want, just don't paint their faces black. It's not that hard.

OMG the responses to this comment are in-fucking-sane! What the hell happened to Jezebel that people are a) reading this seriously and 2) agreeing with it?! In what alternate universe do Jezzies think a fashion shoot in blackface is totally groovy?

That's kind of how you know who the bad guys are though, right? They always have the best outfits.

It's mentioned that she is Italian, she wears a crucifix necklace, and she and Megan discuss having been raised "the same way," which seems to mean that they were both raised Catholic. She's just married to a Jewish man.

Interesting observation, since John Updike was referenced in this post and his career was in full swing in Mad Men era. He would have agreed with you: "Sex or death, you pick your poison." Something like that. The sex vs. death debate was a major theme in his writing.

If you don't want to download, you can just watch it streaming through Videobull or Project Free TV. You don't have to make an account or anything. Some of the streaming links are better than others, you'll figure it out with a bit of trial and error. Links from putlocker or sockshare are always reliable.

@Hntrss13 I've been avoiding the latest kinja update so I'm not sure if I'm even responding correctly, but I just wanted to chime in to encourage you in your new running career. Signing up for your first triathlon event is a big, scary step (I hope it's a sprint and not a full tri!), but there is nothing like that…

Depends on the gym. Maybe at Gold's or World (is World still around?) this is true. I'm currently a member of 4 gyms (ridiculous I know, but I have 2 homes and I like variety): Crunch, David Barton, LA Fitness, and the Omni. LA Fit is the only one where I see more men than women, but they barely have any classes.…

Paging Dr. Freud...

Is this true? On their website, there are plenty of photos of topless protesters in all shapes and sizes, many of whom do not fit a standard definition of "hot". I thought it was only the core members in Ukraine who look like Victoria's Secret models. Even the founder herself is an attractive but not "hot" woman with…

Thanks. It's a cool picture.

What does it say?

Fuck you Rick, I am not your "gift".

1.) It doesn't matter what size our breasts are, the mammary tissue in them becomes quite tender and sore for a lot of women during ovulation and the whole PMS-menstrual period. We want those puppies strapped down so they don't jostle about so much, because it is painful.