You, sir, are The Shit. Thank you for this.

Michelle Bachmann is literally a crazy person. The inside of her skull is literally a nest of Africanized bees... Literally!

My mother is a major hater. If she has to use milk for something she has someone else smell it first to detect freshness because just the smell will make her dry heave. She only uses it for cereal, and just enough to barely wet it.

I agree with all of this.

Have a safe trip! Eat a lamb's head for me, and remember - prettiest girl in the room gets to eat the eyeballs :)

Everything you're saying is true of course, but when white writers include a main character who is not white, they tend to get a lot of shit for it and get asked by reviewers and journalists what made them think it was "okay" for a white person to write a character who is a PoC. Here's a Slate article on the subject:

Because it makes some people feel better about themselves to pick on a woman who is very successful but also young and average-looking.

Good article. I appreciate the anecdote about his lack of shooting acumen. I've tried to find any info about the guy's personal life and who he is, and there's not much to go on. Just a few stories here and there about how he doesn't actually hunt or shoot, he doesn't really believe his own BS, it's all just a job…

Yeah, xoJane has plenty of annoying posts for me to bitch about, albeit for different reasons. Looks like less of a troll haven, so maybe I'll have to check it out.

Yes, all of this!!! What is up with you dog owners who let your stray dog come at my 2 big dogs on short leashes and think it's okay because *your* dog is friendly? My dogs will fucking kill your dog, motherfucker! How do you not understand that? Your dog will be friendly and DEAD! PLEASE just call your fucking ugly…

What is up with that shady-ass site? The "Success Stories" are fucking hilarious and are like a robot's idea of what human men and women would want from a dating site.

You win.

The NYT article makes an excellent case for this. He's in the top 1% of narcissists, that's for sure.

My niece's best friend's dog was depressed after failing to win a Nobel Prize, but now he's made $1,000,000, in 18 hours smuggling cocaine for a fake model he met on a sketchy dating site!

Yes! All of this! This arrogant tool is in the top 1% of assholes, and those comments are mystifying. The only way I could rationalize them was to suppose that the commenters are all old men who are currently online-dating bikini models who are TOTALLY REAL.

Yes. Not gullible, just incredibly arrogant. Saying he had "traits of a narcissistic personality" seems like the understatement of the year. (Or maybe as he would say, in the top 1% of understatements.)

Exactly. He clearly knew what he was doing and his arrogance allowed him to believe he would suffer no consequences. He wants everyone to know how brilliant he is, but he also wants them to believe he was ignorant enough to be an accidental drug mule. The guy sounds like a real tool.

Between this, the bullshit takedown of female condoms, and the constant railing against Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift, it's actually feeling decidedly ANTI-women these days. I'm not surprised they lost Erin Gloria Ryan, in any case. She was too smart for this shit.

I like that idea, too. I hope the shopper is a philosophical sort who would argue that shopping Hamm's penis is no less valid than teaching children or reading to the blind.