Aach, this! Thank you! Seriously, WTF. The fact that my little brother's kids aren't eligible for Medicaid because their only parent is a man - that is Fucked Up.

Also an anarchist! Also you are cool.

I'd watch that.

I just told another commenter: I was filmed without my knowledge, by someone who I'd known for years and considered a real friend. I mean, we had worked together for a year or so, then been neighbors for a couple years, and when I moved again we stayed friends. I thought he was as honest as the day is long, until I…

I was filmed without my knowledge, by someone who I'd known for years and considered a real friend. I mean, we had worked together for a year or so, then been next-door neighbors for a couple years, and when I moved again we stayed friends. He'd never given me any reason not to trust him, until I slept with him a few…

Of course combat is horrible, no one is saying otherwise. I understand you are trying to say that you still have a hard time dealing with your experiences from a long time ago; I have a family member who is completely fucked in the head from serving as a Marine in Viet Nam. But what's your point? What does that have…

The problem with domesticated animals is that they've been domesticated. Which means they cannot thrive on their own without humans. For better or worse, they need to live with people. That's why you'll never see packs of Golden Retrievers running wild o'er the plains. I understand where you're coming from and I am…

Not if you're on the bottom; their tummies are soft and furry. I want to be the referee. He always snuggles the puppies when he fouls them.

You are fucking awesome.

The condom is soft but the bindle inside is stiff and probably wrapped in brown packing tape or something to seal it. If you're worried it will fall out, just insert an Instead cup or diaphragm after to hold it in place.

I hear that. There are no easy answers. Obviously everyone is different but also it can be surprising to learn that your new partner is a lot more insecure than you thought she was. People have a lot of weird hangups or insecurities that you'd never guess they'd have based on the rest of their personality. And most…

NICE... You were electing Best Bipolar Redhead, I assume. Poor Axl. I wish he didn't have to be so tortured, but the guy's still a genius.

Gotta love Christians getting uptight about fifteen year-old records. If they'd known you were listening to the Black Album on their time you would've been getting exorcised.

I am totally jealous of your dumbwaiter, and I am also a libertine. I will gladly come hide in yours if there's room.

I loved Metallica when I was a youngster, Master of Puppets - Black Album era. I turned out fine. And everyone loves Dead Kennedys and Rammstein if they actually listen to them. I feel strongly that this is true. I have traveled all over the world and lead campfire singalongs on four continents, and there are very few…

Yes to Bauhaus, but back in the day we just called it "goth". As in, "You're so goth, you cry black eyeliner." Or, "You're so goth, when you were born, you got a death certificate." Anyone referring to The Cure or Sisters of Mercy as "gothic" would have elicited sniggers from us and immediate disrespect. I think…

Yeah, that's basically what my two friends said that I discussed this with, that they never wanted to hurt a guy's feelings or be seen as a bitch or something. They are both women from the kind of families who never ever talk about anything remotely sexual. Their moms are both straight-laced, proper ladies, and one of…

I'm embarrassed to admit I've always thought Woody was hot. Because genius, but also I like nerdy Jewish guys, short guys, hairy guys, and I heard he's got a huge schlong and I totally believe that. I mean, of course he does, you know?

Sadly, there's actually a pretty good looking dude under all that silly hair, and most of the world will never see it.

Yup, I've done it too. Stopped mid-shag, that is, and given someone the boot. Two someones, that I can think of off the top of my head. Once 'cause he suddenly became not at all attractive to me and I needed him to get the hell away from me that very instant, and once because he was taking too long and I was bored as…