This is chilling. I hate that people like this exist.

That is adorable. I am going to pretend your dog is Marmaduke. I used to cook soup bones for dogs, whatever part that is I'm not sure. All I know is they smell like ass when the marrow starts simmering and dogs think the ass smell is delicious. But I've really never known a dog that chewed shoes, furniture, etc. I…

The hybrid sounds adorable too, though.

It's funny you say that, because I was seriously just thinking that rape is a consequence of men drinking too much. Think about it: For every story about a drunk rape victim, there's also a drunk rapist. What this woman had to drink has nothing to do with the fact that some drunk guys decided to rape her.

I freakin' love Shibas, they look like little foxes. Never owned one though, I had no idea! The only one I've ever spent a lot of time with was well-behaved and somewhat cat-like.

That is so awful. I've watched two people close to me end up dead, both crazy smart and talented and surrounded by so much love that I don't think they were ever capable of feeling. It's not fucking fair, and I wish I had comforting words for you. I'm just sorry. Be strong, and take care of yourself.

I understand your point, however I am betting you are a large person (like a man) or someone who either doesn't get drunk easily or just never drinks. I say that because when women get drunk like this, it was never their intent at the start of the evening.

Your comment is much more articulate than I am capable of being right now. Thanks for saying what I'm feeling.

I've lived with dogs my whole life, and I have never lived with a dog that chewed things. (Well, one Doberman completely shredded a queen-size mattress in about 20 minutes, but he was mad at me and never chewed anything before or after that in all his 13 years.)

Thank you! I was going crazy reading this, yelling "It's a BULL!" and frightening the dogs. Cow penis, indeed. Also, "calfs"? Aren't they called "calves" in the plural? I learned this shit in, like, the first grade. When did editing become a non-thing, and can I go back in time and live before that happened?

Punctuation and grammar never hurt anyone. Just sayin'.

What? Those are blacknose sheep, they live in Switzerland. They're very common there. No photoshop, those are just real sheep. That's what they look like. Also they're delicious :)

You should write a piece for them about your decision.

Heh. Where I grew up, we called that "Irish twins". They just had to be in the same year or same grade at school though - 37 weeks to the day is pretty intense. I bet that poor woman never thought she'd be ovulating so soon after delivery. My vagina clenches shut just thinking about it.

Actually, an argument could be made that singling out self-loathing women misogynists for special scorn is, in itself, kind of misogynistic. :)

Right, "molest" doesn't imply penetration, just groping or fondling. But I think most people we call "molesters" aren't just satisfied with groping someone, they want to get their penis involved. Like Jerry Sandusky: We call him a child molester, but that's not really accurate because he was performing sex acts beyond…

That word "molest" confused the hell out of me for the longest time! I was a little kid that was real particular about language, and when grownups talked about "child molesters" or someone being "molested" it seemed like this fuzzy, nebulous thing that I couldn't really pin down a definition for. I was probably about…

But we still have to try, otherwise we're just throwing our hands up saying, Well, guess I better prepare my daughter for her eventual rape, 'cause there's nothing society can do about it! Are we really that powerless? Women have been considered property since before recorded history as well, but we haven't accepted…

All of this. Also don't forget the girl who never wants to go home or always says she hopes her dad/brother isn't home when she gets there, the girl who seems really together but hates her dad because "he's just a prick" with no further explanation.