Who tf is this guy? Never heard of him. 

Goddamit, I love that movie. Watch out! Moppets!

Even worse, the Virgin Connie Swail remains a virgin.

Dang, that fooled me good.

he’s going to donate the residuals [...] to charity, specifically the Alexander Devine Children’s Hospice in England.

REEE RIAN JOHNSON HATES WHITE MEN AND DISRESPECTS THE LORE OF STAR WARS!!!!!11111111

“95 percent” of the people he interacts with online are “lovely and thoughtful and engaged” even when they don’t like his work.

Back in the ‘80s I remember some pundit or politician said something like “in my wildest dreams I never would have thought the CIA would sell arms to our enemy Iran and use the money to finance the Contras in Nicuragua” and I remember thinking “isn’t stuff like that what the CIA just sorta...does?”

The director is a Scorsese fan, but not as good as Scorsese? Mind. Blown. I’m sure we’re all terribly impressed that a film critic is familiar with the films of perhaps the greatest director of all time, but a review of this film would have been nice. This reads like you’re trying to impress a girl at a bar. 

This perfectly demonstrates why it’s such a shame Watson is stuck with the Texans. He clearly know what’s going on while O’Brien is in the corner shrugging like a gormless idiot. I sure hope that when he hits free agency, that he’s still healthy and able to find a coach with even half an ability to make adjustments.…

That’s one of my favorite moments in all of Simpsons.

I wish someone would tell me the rest of the story.

[Warning: The following contains references to sexual abuse involving children.]

As soon as Democrats take back the Senate, Priority One needs to be legislation barring depictions of real-life people that differ in any way from how their families want them portrayed. “Creative liberties” have no place in this country.

And Hot Shots! with the third-stringers.

There cannot be enough stars for this. I think I broke an NES controller in frustration after ANOTHER failed landing attempt........

I crashed so many times the damn Duck Hunt dog came in and started laughing at me.

“my first kids”

I could never land on the damned aircraft carrier. 

I watched Top Gun with my first kids about a year ago (their first time seeing it), and their two biggest takeaways were: lots of sweat and lots of teeth. We’ll be disappointed if the sequel doesn’t live up to the original.