I read something that these ads were so bad they decreased Quiznos sales pretty significantly and they then fired the ad agency who did the campaign. Also, the CEO of Quiznos was a huge dick. I’m too lazy to find the source but it's there *gestures vaguely in a direction*

How about taking a few minutes to remember the reason we HAVE this holiday?

I find this scene pretty funny since the scene in the movie proper makes it seem like it’s perfectly justifiable to commit vehicular theft if a guy is a douche to you for 10 seconds. Probably also justifies destroying a bar’s jukebox even if the bar owner didn’t do a damn thing.

Why would all states have it? I’m advocating each state make it’s own laws. New York and Virginia just passed the most liberal abortion laws in the world. I’m suggesting no one should stop them from having them. 

I think a national abortion policy is a bad idea. Are you sure if we have one, it will be the one you want? At least with federalism, people who want abortions can travel to a state that allows it.

It seems like an arbitrary distinction. You’re sure I have more in common with people in Alabama than in Poland? Anyway, if I was going to do something about it, why not pay for flights from Alabama to New York? Why try to change Alabama’s laws? Then they’ll try to change ours! They might win. 

Tell me why Alabama’s abortion law is more important to me than any other place’s restrictive abortion law.

Even Ruth Bader Ginsberg believes Roe v. Wade was wrongly decided. Federalism exists so that states you don’t live in can make bad laws that you hate. The alternative is national fights with only one winner - and it might not be you!

There are many, many countries with very restrictive abortion laws. Why do I care more about Alabama’s laws than any of these?

I agree that Alabama’s law is bad, I’m not sure why it matters if you don’t live in Alabama. Isn’t this why we have states? Many, many countries have very restrictive abortion laws, and I’m as likely to live in one of them as I am Alabama.

“You don’t have to agree with the politics to enjoy this movie.”

That’s funny. In my tribe we call black people to be ‘Just rednecks with a tan’

Ok fine I’m sorry. We should reserve the Toby insult to Kaepernick, now that he took that cash money and signed that agreement to not cape for his people anymore. I guess it fits him better.

You should have left it at “Kill yourself”.

“You seem unwell”

Redneck doesn’t bother me, I expect that overused trope from people such as you. Not a care in the world. Did you get your simple ass feelings hurt, Tobes?

Gold! Don’t you see those Ron Paul ads on the internet?

I’ve been assured that gold will continue to be valuable after Obama destroys the world economy.