The Beatles were lame. 

I’m pretty sure there isn’t a scandal cover-up in the book, Bush is just down in the polls and likely to lose reelection before they fake the war.  

It’s been 25 gd years and I’m just now finding out Lee Carvallo isn’t a real golfer. 2020 sucks.

As long as they don’t mess with Dragnet (87) I couldn't care less. 

It’s because they’re not acting dickweed.

Are you here for the bath mats? 

Halloween 6 is the best Halloween. 

Take me down...six underground.

The United States government conquered by a maniacal, god-like alien; stock prices go up. Actually sounds about right.

Hopefully it includes the part where he composes my favorite Wings song:

I always find it funny movies like this seem to propose it’s some kind of dark secret the CIA uses torture and other shady methods in the “war on terror”, when in reality the American public has a pretty good idea what’s going on and just don’t care, or in a lot of cases outright support it.

Any government? So if the Pendleton County Sanitary District wants them to revive Terriers they're just gonna do it?

“Things were so relatively good in 2010", I mean we were 3 years into an almost total world wide economic collapse with massive unemployment and a horrific home foreclosure crisis, but that meat dress lol.

They made a big mistake leaving Screech out of this thing. 

Right about now, the funk soul brother. 

“And occasionally artists (or their spouses) will pop up in comment sections to debunk rumors about themselves—like Maniac, who went on YouTube to clarify that he hadn’t been murdered by Satanists or whatever”

It’s only a matter of time before some dumbass trying to make easy money copycatting this crap in his backyard accidentally drowns some other dumbass who was willing to pay the aforementioned dumbass $50 to almost murder them.

This list reminds me of those Gathering of the Juggalos commercials.

A search for more 100 Deeds of Eddie McDowd merchandise on Amazon brings up a sold out VHS tape of the episode Homeword Hound: Part 1, which for some reason has a cover image featuring artwork from the 1999 WWF PPV “No Mercy”, at which it appears WWF superstars Stone Cold Steve Austin and Triple-H clashed in…