No state is going anywhere near this other than New York, and nobody cares about New York in major college athletics. California doesn’t have a competitive program in either of the major revenue sports, so I can see the NCAA kicking them out without thinking twice and having a good laugh when they beg to be let back…

They missed a big opportunity to explore why nobody liked him as a little boy, before he grew up.

Where's Firecock?

IRON PEACOCK

Poser.

Halloween 6 is the best Halloween.

I have friends who are No-Heads. 

I guess former NFL head coach Jerry Glanville is kind of a celebrity? He certainly falls into the guy who had some money but had absolutely no business driving in a professional motor sport event category.

Genuine Class. 

It’s a big waste of water to run sprinklers during the daytime like that.

I had a roommate in college that I didn’t even bother learning his name. It’s one of my proudest collegiate accomplishments. I put it on my resume. 

I’m guessing you watched Iron Eagle with your second kids.

The NES game sucked, but man was the theme song dope.

Wert wrowww

I loved going to the grocery store with my mom as a kid and reading MAD in the magazine section while she shopped. I never bought a single issue or know anyone who did. I did rent the Spy vs Spy NES game a lot though. That game was pretty dope.

You sound like a lunatic.