Lol! So precious! I notice you are also in the grays, I wonder, how many of these parody accounts are you doing now? Keep it up, it’s good stuff!

You’re adorable. 

In the 911 call Bloom clearly tells Ms. Abhulimen (her real name) she’s welcome to stay if she shows membership ID, and he was asking for ID because she gave an incorrect address when he first approached her. This dude probably ends up suing everybody, including her.

They could've just asked.

I hope the Trump people are paying attention to this stuff. If Trump isn’t careful, he won’t have a chance of carrying New York OR California in 2020.

There’s no proof he didn’t say that. 

No. He says he purposely made Space Wizards 8 or whatever so that it would antagonize all the space wizard nerds, which is fine I guess, but then he acts like a total douche when the space wizard nerds don’t like his movie. That makes him a dickhead.

Rian Johnson is a dickhead.

These people ruined my a-week-ago-hood.

This crap happend like a week ago. Nobody gives a shit about this anymore.

Star Wars is stupid.

Michael Shannon

Stroker Ace came out in 1983, not the 70's.

You must be forgetting that the original has a scene where the hero struggles over whether or not he should rape an unconscious woman. That’s pretty goddamn gritty if you ask me.

Dude is clearly drinking Miller Lite, not Budweiser.   

They show what look like robot legs, but it’s hard to see stuff in this movie. If you’re asking about his bottom half that got cut off in TPM, I don’t think so, but again, it’s hard to see stuff in this movie.  

And apparently fail to see any potential conflict in using a guy working for their enemy as the source for their clone army. Star Wars is stupid.

Droid rights is a thing in the old EU. IG-88 was a big droids rights activist or something. He supposedly uploaded himself into the Death Star II so he could hijack it and use it against non-droids. Star Wars is stupid.

Congrats on your Clear status, but real white people are doing charter flights, like NetJets.

Two the best things in all of entertainment media are Lithgow’s part in Twilight Zone: The Movie and his speech at the end of Harry and the Hendersons.