I refuse to watch any Star Wars movie that doesn’t have a set of promotional glasses available for purchase exclusively at Burger King.

The video of Van was obviously cut to make it look like he was making this dramatic speech off the cuff. Either that, or the huge digital clock behind West was just displaying random numbers, or maybe time works differently in the TMZ offices.

Alligators are basically dinosaurs, so it’s also a dinosaur movie.

Sounds like a better comparison is probably Transformers: The Movie (1986), except they killed off everybody in the first ten minutes, and those characters weren’t coming back.

This is also a film where a major plot point is the protagonists struggling to secure funds from international investors so they can build a mini-golf course.

People call the police to complain about both of those things all the time.

America’s Funniest Videos (AFV) usually has a Disneyland / Disney World episode every season. I think Dancing With the Stars has done it a few times too. That’s probably taken the place of some of these episodes since it’s easier to film and better targets the audience that Disney is going after.

The first time the Kool-Aid Man randomly burst through a wall on that show was pretty funny.

Making posters that look like they’re for a weird Back to the Future sequel is exactly what they did.

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It’ll piss off the Kirk Cameron type of “christian”.

Harambe loved touring.

The Star Wars Holiday Special has that TV thing Chewbacca’s kids watch the Bea Arthur and Jefferson Starship shows on. That ain’t artsy enough for ya?

His bones are probably frail due to the bulimia.

This story is in good hands with CBS News, they’ve never fucked up something like this before.

IRON EAGLE

Wrong kid died.

Ya’ll can criticize all you want, but there was an honest-to-god bear sighting at a school in my town a few years ago. When all that went down during her confirmation, all I could think of was that, and how this lady truly understands what’s going on in our schools. And you know what, since she’s been in office, not a…

There ain’t shit to do in space.