Google Glass got labeled a failure because some fat goober took a picture of himself wearing it in the shower.    

Go back to France, comrade.

Pals ‘n’ Gals is edgy as fuck.

He stole our hearts.

There must’ve been some Toros in the atmosphere.  

Your average teenager thinks it’s fun to eat laundry detergent. Teenagers are idiots. They’re not taking over anything.  

They used computers.

Is everybody just going to ignore the part where Luke force steals that guy’s gun and tries to shoot Jabba in the face? I mean, it’s the goddamn header pic. What was the rest of his plan if that had worked? Murder everybody else in the building? Plan my ass.

Jennifer Lawrence drinks a little rum during an interview and she gets to be America’s sweetheart.

I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense.

Hold up. Isn’t Katie Rife the one who wrote about how violence on TV and in movies shouldn’t even be discussed? And now she wants to ban a goddamn Roku channel that 99% of the human population had no idea even existed, much less a desire to watch? Jesus christ Katie, at least try to keep your bullshit somewhat…

It does seem contrary to most of the arguments made about other issues in media. Can’t show characters smoking, might influence kids to smoke. Gotta show diverse casts with minorities and women in positive leadership roles to combat racism and sexism. But dude shooting like 30 other dudes in the head and other such…

For kids.

Heck, sue the fans. All of them. Every single one of them.

What would be the point of even having that list, if you’re not going to use it in a situation like this?

Hey, coming at you from 2018. Well, not much has changed since 2014. Dawes is still as strong as ever. Arena Football League isn’t doing too good. They have a Kitten Bowl and a Puppy Bowl now. That’s about it. See ya in a couple years. Peace.   

Theory: Michael Showalter is Paul Rudd’s Picture of Dorian Gray.

Like a whole cob or just niblets?

When you don’t have a job, yeah you do.