Third Eye Blind is fucking hillarious.

These sickos need to be stopped before they have a chance to disgrace Manimal as well.

She-Ra was He-Man’s twin sister. That would only fly in the HBO version.

I don’t like Star Wars.

If this is where we’re going, they should just let cigarettes back into TV advertising. How is this any different than “You’re going to die anyway, smoke Marlboro”?.    

The scoring system for the Kitten Bowl makes no goddamn sense.

I’m about 75% certain Greg Kinnear died last year.

If the marginalized don’t want to be made fun of, they should stop being so marginal.

He’s history’s greatest monster.

The question was about the budget.

I’m not arguing for Bonds, Rose or Clemens to get into the HOF or anything, but I find it funny using PED’s and gambling are somehow disqualifying behavior while Cobb supposedly beating a man to death in the street and then slicing the face off the corpse is no big deal.

Star Wars is a nostalgia property that primarily functions as a way to sell crap like lunchboxes and lego sets. If you’re expecting people to bring a reference book with them to a movie in order to fully understand what’s going on, I think you’ve made a bad Star Wars movie.     

I don’t know, just seems to me a movie about space wizards shouldn’t need this much effort put into defending it if it actually is a good movie.

If you really do work for a City Manager’s Office, and you really are responsible for oversight of the Police and Fire departments, and you really do push that “social systems” bullshit on them, I hope you know they hate you with a passion, and they make fun of you behind your back because you have no fucking clue…

I don’t get it. Yeah it’s tasteless I guess to show a dead body or whatever, but hasn’t that place become a tourist attraction? People commit suicide there BECAUSE they know their body will be found. Did he poke the body with a stick or something? I don’t know, maybe those Faces of Death videos I grew up watching…

Wait, you guys aren’t paying $7.95 per comment too?

You’re thinking of TV show/movie teens. Real-life teens are stupid.

It’s got Bill Cosby ballet-fighting a gang of bird-people. What do you need, a freaking map?

Disneyworld is fine if you know how to plan for it I guess, we go every two years so our daughter can have the experiences and all that so we’ve got it down to routine, but I’ve come to the conclusion a vacation that requires at least 3 months of prep work is actually a pretty shitty vacation.

The cashier remembered the name he used on a rewards card application eight days earlier? Jesus.