Somebody prep the ICU cause Twitter just got BURNED!!!!!

Dear Damon,

Luke Skywalker did not blow up the Death Star twice.

She’s not that hot.

“The Saga Begins” > Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

It’s all kayfabe.  

Nah, the got to Over the Top Stallone quote is, and always will be: “What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it’s like a switch that goes on. And when the switch goes on, I feel like another person, I feel, I don’t know, I feel like a... like a truck. Like a machine.” 

You’ve just described all 4 seasons of ALF.

Where’s the Noid when you need him?

More work for Carrot Top.

Ok, so like once somebody sees the movie and they then tell everybody else the names he names in the movie, what would be the point of anybody else paying to see the movie? There’s no way this thing makes its money back.

Huh, Herb Sendek is coaching at Santa Clara now. Good for him, I guess. NC State messed up when they let him go.

Meh, Raging Bull is the ultimate “best movie ever made” only because a bunch of people say it’s the best movie ever made. If you didn’t know it was so great before you saw it for the first time, you’d probably think it was pretentious, predictable and boring.

Wait, somebody gutted their basement to flood it on purpose? That’s pretty rad.

I'm not going to miss this place.

At least it will all be over in two days.

You could also just listen to a bunch of Billy Bragg if you prefer terrible music.

I wonder if he actually got to fuck the redheaded college intern he was trying to impress when he wrote this.

I kinda wish I could go back to last Thursday, since that's when I would have had no idea about most of the things this article is talking about.

There was a considerable effort by "establishment" Republicans to defeat Trump in the primaries. Problem was, the people voting in the primaries hated the "establishment". The RNC denounced Trump, even openly called for him to quit at one point, but that only helped him. If the RNC had really wanted to stop Trump in…