Come on, it wasn't just Republicans who elected him.

"I totally DID have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!!"

It's more likely he'd lie about a blowjob he actually didn't get.

No way he would lie about it though.

Not at all defending or supporting the old-school Nazis, but they conquered most of Europe. These guys, they couldn't hold down a municipal park.

I don't know, that eclipse thing is probably going to start getting a lot of ink soon. Maybe he'll start a beef with the moon.

Thank you!

He was boning a lot of his students though, so he's got that going for him.

Hey, can you please remind your friends to be sure to take all their signs and stuff with them when you're done. Somebody has to clean that mess up.

I'll be damned, she is. That's funny! Trump's constantly talking shit about McConnell, and his wife is on his cabinet? Man, it's like he doesn't give a shit about anybody.

Maybe should've just let Secretary Chao run point on this one. I don't know a lot about Chao, but I'm pretty confident she's not batshit insane.

Old-school Nazis wouldn't give these goobers the time of day.

Let's not get nuts.

Good news about some new roads and bridges, though.

His memo suggested:

His memo just didn't seem like the typical "alt-right" non-sense. I saw him on some of those interviews and he just seemed really awkward, like he really didn't understand what he wrote was offensive.

I don't think the Google guy was really part of the "alt-right". He just seemed to me like some goober with bad social skills who really misread the room.

Yep, just imagine how the folks at Easton and Rawlings must have been freaking out this weekend.

I've become aware of a bunch of people this past weekend that I really wish I kept on not knowing they ever existed.

It's like these people didn't learn anything from Zootopia.