This whole thing really sucks for us normal white dudes who just like to wear white polo shirts, khakis and a batting helmet.

MTV, the A.V. Club.

I'm going to get nuts here and suggest it might be because the one episode she wrote sucked.

I'm going to get nuts here and suggest it might be because the one episode she wrote sucked.

Your local police kinda don't like being referred to as trolls.

Ah, for the days when trolling was a gentleman's pursuit. Back before every Joe sweat sock could wedge himself behind an Iphone and record his imbecile friends setting couches on fire in Raleigh-Durham.

Did people really not know "shot your wad" is referring to muskets or whatever? "Blow" your wad is about cum. There's a difference.

Frank Stallone.

Kind of surprised "pull over, I'm with the news" didn't work.

If I remember correctly, one episode suggests the Confederates of their universe defeated the Union during the Civil War, so probably.

I have seen Pearl Jam live. The guy isn't wrong.

I let an old lady merge in front of me onto the highway today, and that ain't on the news. I get where this guy is coming from.

I fell asleep standing up at a Matchbox 20 concert back in 97. Some bees would've at least made things more interesting.

Unfortunately, promising reasonable, effective government almost always loses to "all your problems are somebody else's fault".

It is different than where you come from.

Somebody should have spoken up during all the shouting and reminded everybody how cool the Statue of Liberty part is in Ghostbusters 2.

Time to ship her back to France!

Jack White's Elvis in Walk Hard always makes me laugh.

And Winona Ryder, if you can believe it, also.

Well, heroin is coming back in a big fucking way.