Trump doesn't want a "free pass" from the media. He loves that shit. Attacking the press is what got him where he is, that ain't going to stop. The anti-press stuff is part of his shtick. It may be his only shtick.

Eh, he had plenty of gaffes. He couldn't pronounce the word corpsman, he misstated the number of US states, he wasn't aware there is a difference between Memorial Day and Veteran's Day, he once accidentally said he was Muslim (I'm not making that up), he called his own grandmother a racist, plenty of others. They just…

You could maybe go with the drone-killing whatever the fuck he wanted to, including American citizens. The over-reaching surveillance stuff? Using the IRS for political bullying? The dude's from Chicago, there's stuff there if you really want to find it.

You conveniently left out his wildly successful run in professional wresting in the 2000's, which culminated in his induction into the WWE Hall of Fame.

I've somehow survived the Mergers. This time though, I got a bad feeling.

The Jordan "flu game" was an inside job.

What time zone though? I have a theory there are disproportionately more kooks in the Central.

Don't you hate pants?!?

Is this sponsored content? This looks like sponsored content. Laurel Canyon Sound, etc, etc.

Damn, I've already planned our family summer trip to tour the Ed Markey Instagram Museum in Boston.

How about an Akron Mayor Dan Horrigan-like figure as the Dan Aykroyd character in The Great Outdoors?

Well, the crowds at the Shakespeare era Globe Theatre were supposedly pretty nasty, so tarps were probably a good idea.

When can we get a re-imagining of 1987's coming of age film, Can't Buy Me Love with a Trump-like figure in the place of the Ronald Miller character? Or is that too edgy?

Same thing happend to me with Legally Blonde: The Musical.

However, I have doubts a procedure where a baby is forcibly taken OUT of a woman has any chance of being named after Donald Trump.

Everybody should apologize for not liking Ghostbusters 2 as much as I think they should. It's not that bad, and Peter MacNicol is delightful.

Maybe she was wearing a turtleneck bikini top in that audition and they asked her to take it off because that's just bizarre. I mean, we don't honestly have any context here.

The Mummy is drunk, and he loves to fuck!!

Cords.

There's that one channel that shows the Carson re-runs every night. That's about all it's good for.