It could be three things.

This is just more establishment noise to distract us from the real controversies like the Hottest Summer Weddings!.

Let's be honest, it's about time common sense got taken down a peg.

So we're honestly using Forbes as a reliable source now? A publication that ranked Wesleyan over Swarthmore? Please.

It's in the second sentence.

Wow, huge slam on Sand People out of nowhere.

Almost as bad as the advice given about vehicular all-wheel skids in the popular song, "Jesus, Take the Wheel". You should actually steer into the skid.

Meh. Let me know when some kid makes a shot-for-shot remake of DeBarge's Rhythm of the Night video.

What about owning three phones?

75% certain Ryan Adams fucked Mandy Moore.

Big whoop. Let me know when they make Iron Eagle 2.

The best part of that horrible NES game was the decent rendering of the overture. That and the constantly crashing into the ocean whilst trying to land.

I always thought it was interesting that of all the collegiate sports the makers of Teen Wolf Too could have used in their plot, they went with boxing.

How about a Messina?

As a huge DeBarge fan, I really wouldn't mind things going back to maybe 1985.

Phoenix is a dry heat though.

Let's instead focus on the things he didn't do wrong, like forgetting to send back the album of the month from BMG Record Club, which is how you got really screwed in that whole deal.

We give this album a hecking 15/10, and you should too.

Also, it's best to leave the touchy political stuff to the pros, like Bobby Phipps and your Weekday Morning Zoo Crew, right here on 102.1 WBZZ, the Buzz.

Former journalist Kathy Griffin might be available to take a hack at it.