FOR FUCK'S SAKE GIVE US SOME GOOD LUCK CHARLIE REVIEWS YOU BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!

Hey man, I hope you have a great trip!!

What are you having for lunch?

Hey man, I lived through the swing dance revival. Don't joke about that shit.

I can't wait until all that sweet thehumanstainmovie2.org cash starts rolling in.

Ed Helms is not really a dentist but a midget Eastern-European prostitute.

You've heard of a man eating his own face?

Community!!!!!!!

Most of this episode was pretty forgettable until the birthday party clown show/fight at the end. That was worth the 22 minutes of nothing for me. Between this bringing up thoughts of Shakes the Clown and all the horse death/abuse news yesterday recalling Hot to Trot, this has been a pretty strong week for stories…

I don't mean to hijack your hijack, but all the news about horses today has had me thinking about Hot to Trot all day long.

I like how three years ago are constantly referred to as the good ol' days around here.

Shit just got real

I'm just assuming this campaign thing is just a big scam some super rich guy put together so he could bang some 19 year old chick he saw one time working at a coffee shop. Turns out, there's no election, all the other campaign staff are paid actors, he made it all up just because he's bored with hunting people on…

Weirdly, the entire band likes to go out together to "check out the scene" like they're the fucking Monkees or something.

The new baby is going to be kinda meh about Dawes. There's your conflcit.

His problem is obviously going to be he isn't really that into Dawes.

There is a VeggieTales episode where the "Protagonists" try to stop a rich developer from tearing down an old abandoned theater so he can build a new homeless shelter. I thought that was a nice spin for a VeggieTales episode.

The all-black Steel Magnolias movie reminds me of the time my mom accidentally bought an all-black nativity set for Christmas one year. She said it was racist that one of the wise men wasn't white. I told her there was a pretty slim chance anyone who participated in the first Christmas was white. She said that wasn't…

Shaq got rich playing in college.

Yep, 1991's "Enter Sandman" pretty well sums up the proud tradition of the Virginia Polytechnic Institute of Technology and Air Conditioning Repair.