I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

“a video in which no one is being physically violated”

Someone needs to diagram this out because I don’t know what happened here. I think the chain of events is:

That’s only because your daughter is too young to know that by loving Ghostbusters with girls, she is ruining some nerd’s childhood.

Semper Cri

Yes.

They are less problematic when they are holding up people’s feet.

Yes, that’s called a typo.

Ex-Machina meets Lucy meets Orphan Black.

Every day, Jez feels more and more like the Lifetime Movie Network.

This is mesmerizing.

If you have an iPhone you can set it to automatically go to Night Shift mode every night. It will automatically adjusts the display so that it gives off warmer, less blue light, since blue light mimicks sunlight and makes you more alert.

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

My favourite Facebook status update today was;

Well we were once their colony?

Who is man on a left??? Rita Ora?

I'm not sure there's a sports figure I dislike more and this video only adds to that.

You’re supposed to look in the mirror and remove one accessory before leaving the house. NOT ADD ONE.