Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

The middle one is gigantic and kills demons. (I’ve never watched Gilmore Girls).

There is only one I Kissed A Girl and it is Jill Sobule and I won’t hear another word about it.

Renly probably would’ve been the best leader for King’s Landing in retrospect. People liked him and he wasn’t a fat idiot or a being played by religious nut job like his brothers.

This kind of language pedantry is good Kinja. IT MATTERS.

I would agree, were it not the use of the comma and period to convey a complete sentence. Should just be in all caps like a Hot Topic t-shirt. Everyone wins.

I don’t think it’s like that. She started on TV and has the HBO miniseries premiering soon.

Goddammit, I hoped it was starting in April like most seasons did. June seems so far.

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

I wanted to like these show so much. But two episodes of extremely boring later I realized it wasn’t going to happen.

oh, so thats what it means.

Yeah, but Hercules is garbage, so...

Cool that my buddy Craig Drake is getting the recognition he deserves. FYI Mulan pretty much lives on in TV form:

There is a reasonable argument that these are the people who are actually “resisting.” But sure, Love Trumps Hate (which it does not, ever). Gun control trumps hate, but that of course requires people to vote.

You may want to educate yourself:

Protesters smashed a Starbucks Coffee window, vandalized a parked limousine and later lit it on fire, and lit a bonfire in an overturned garbage can.

I’m just want a scene where Barrowman is as fiendishly over the top as possible.

Here’s the deal: either punching literal Nazis in the face is morally acceptable, or America has to stop jerking itself off over WWII.

Also incredibly apt: