I’m sorry, but the use of banana peels for slippery slapstick is essential for all robot demo’s from now on, forever.

walk into the club like

can we please stop this “waist training” bullshit and just call them corsets, which is what they fucking are?

If it’s not dangerous to remove the plug then why does that hole look so shocked?

Also, Corey Booker. It would be a LOT easier for me to cast a ballot for her if he was on the ticket. I know the beltway wisdom is that Clinton has the Black vote locked up but not this Black vote (this Black vote is super offended by her pandering). Booker really is the real deal, in my opinion when it comes to on…

The title made it sound like she was causing trouble on the flight. Instead it seems like something terrible happened to her.

There is a picture of me at my 4 yr birthday party in tears because my Cookie Monster pinata terrified me! My mom said one my tios threw the head in the bbq pit to assure me it was dead!

“. . . many dads would rather get laid than recieve a Father’s Day gift.”

Pictured: Trump’s death bed.

Yep! My grandmother was very into musicals. We still have a box with all of the playbills from every single Broadway show she saw. Goes back to the 1940s I think. As a kid, I grew up watching the movie versions of all of the Rodgers & Hammerstein musicals on repeat: Carousel, Oklahoma, The Sound of Music, The King and…

You saying it’s not Toxic Masculinity?

OK, this has me dying. You’re never too old to be bossed around by Granny.

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

I want to see a Lifetime movie of this!

Bobby Brown claims he fucked a ghost.

I love to scroll down to the comments and feel vindication when I read one of these rambling articles and start to panic that maybe I have zero reading comprehension skills.

What did I just read???

Some of the brightest and most gifted men I’ve worked with in tech are also some of the most emotionally stunted and misogynistic I’ve ever encountered. I’m actually a bit surprised that stuff like this doesn’t happen more often. A lot of these guys are full-on sociopaths.