Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still, but he told us where we stand.

Is he saying his 9/11 cakes were an inside job?

She watched all those movies and all she had to do was watch YouTube clips of female fans speaking about the Red Sox and she would have won the Oscar.

In true L&O style, it needs to combine at least 2 popular news stories:

P.S. I am rewatching Buffy and, once again, it’s very good.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

stop dating and marrying men who are not adults.

Now that I think about it. I should have been more naked in my 20s.

Kat Dennings, you are wrong. Step to my punk-as-fuck teen self rocking the SLC Punk! white-thermal-under-white-tee action.

I have it on good authority from the youth of today that consent isn’t bae, it’s on fleek.

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

the house doesn’t appear to be affiliated with a fraternity

Upon delivery, the child complained that the boardwalk in Wildwood just isn’t as cool as it used to be.

I am a woman, I swear. And I love ASOIAF and GoT, and I have to say I disagree with you. The show is much less nuanced than the books, and it makes the rape scenes almost completely devoid of meaning beyond shock value. The scene between Cersei and Jaime was not like it was in the show, Sansa is still a virgin as of…

Ladies: you don’t need to clean your vagina. They are self-cleaning.

Echoes needs to stop taking relationship advice from Severus Snape.

Friggin’ Christians and their attacks on traditional values. Let’s keep the Saturn in our Saturnalia.

I wasn’t aware coffee tasted anything *other* than bad.

An anecdote:

These are so dated. The rest of the world has already moved on to HTML5 tattoos.