Is it an unpopular opinion to suggest that actual cheese lovers have nothing to worry about?

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

Clearly you haven’t read the bible. It’s three passages after that. Right before he tells those two dudes they can’t get married but before he goes on for three passages about bootstraps.

Nope. This is something that BOTH men and women do. But ONLY women are penalized and criticized for it. It’s not because it “sounds terrible.” It’s because sexism.

Nerd self-outing: The Federation is a communist utopia, so if we’re assigning them to our current spectrum in the US they’re all way to the left even of FDR. The Republicans are clearly Ferengi, from their extreme capitalism to their views on women.

Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…

Fuck the fucking Orange Line, for this and so many other reasons.

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

Wow. So sex. Much friction.

Yasssssssss! Return to Oz! That movie scared the fuck out of me as a kid in the kind of way that makes me now want to watch it ASAP!

Superman caused Wayne Tower 9/11. Superman can melt steel beams.

Actually, pathological lying is caused by a chemical imbalance in the womb. Recent studies have shown a link between excessive consumption of caramel food coloring during pregnancy, and a predisposition to compulsive lying in children. Mothers exposed to the motion of helicopter blades in the first trimester are also…

My go-to response for boring conversations (or worse, those online conversations that are just endless rounds of “hey, what’re you up to?” “I dunno, what do you want to do?” with Facebook friends who haven’t improved their human interaction game since 2nd grade) is to start talking about cannibalism. I know a LOT…

Wow, do you think so? I thought it was MFA nightmare writing.

Moms are neg ninjas.

the only thing missing is this

FUCK THE LACK OF REAL POCKETS IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES. FUCK IT SO HARD.

This episode of Law and Order: SVU just keeps getting better! It started out being about college rape epidemics and it will meander over to cyber crimes, and before you know it the conclusion will be about smuggling gibbons in basketballs.