Basically the idea of her jumping and clapping for some rando dude makes me want to throw chairs.

This has to be that post break up relationship that makes you melt in shame whenever you think back on it, right?

Can you imagine that? The first movie she probably saw as a kid was a silent one. Commercial flights weren’t around until she was eight. If she wanted to go overseas it was by ship and only by ship. She was eleven when the first world war happened. She probably even remembers that. She was in her thirties when The…

I’ve mentioned this on here before, but my great grandmother is going to be ONE HUNDRED AND NINE in a couple weeks. It’s just insane. She was born in 1906. I can't even imagine having seen the world change so much.

My 15 year old brother decorates his room with seething rage and b.o. It’s a desolate wasteland of stink in that place.

Malachi five. Give it up high. Down low. Behind the rows

Tennis ball collections are important! They hold their value better than squeaker toy collections, too.

Super shit news: this week I found out I have cancer.

Any opportunity to show off my rescue girl!

I saw that film with my mom. I think we were both ogling these two. Armie Hammer is ridiculously hot.

Hello fellow pin@y - “National language” is not indicative of anything. Up until 1898, the national language was Spanish for 300+ years; after that it was English. Tagalog is the dialect local to Manila but I’ll be damned if every Filipin@ speaks it. Not even my family - who are from Luzon - speak Tagalog. There are…

Eh, Californian counterpoint: if your pet is perfectly, perfectly behaved, on the floor/ground where a pet belongs, and in an outdoor space (so like, on a leash at the beach, on a leash on a hiking trail, on a leash lying quietly next to your table on a restaurant patio) then cool. Anyone with an allergy or a phobia…

I am not allergic to cats, and I luuuurve them (tho I don’t have any, because I’ve already got a dog and a bird and frankly I am not down with having a box of shit in the house) (and also I like my furniture in its unruined state). But I agree, this is probably bad.

It was adorable. I believe that’s exactly how that horse would answer all questions. He seems very smart and sweet. I just tried to interview my dog but it didn’t go as well.

$300,000 bail? It’s good thing he doesn’t have the means to flee the country, it would really hurt for a Saudi prince to lose that kind of cash.

Most are supposed to be temporary though. Can you imagine having to wear that much jewelry on your back on a daily basis to keep the holes from healing?

what is wrong with me? the only thing i found scary in any of these stories is the fact that someone has a closet that is 700 square feet. that is the size of apartments!

That one has to be bull-shit. Who the fuck see's glowing eyed Jesus in a non dream-like state and still sleeps up there the next night, let alone ever again!