I want NYC television stations to test the emergency broadcasting system tomorrow. When that tone comes over everyone's TV, so many assholes will will pucker at the same time it'll change the weather.

I agree and co-sign your entire comment, but I had to comment (which I almost never do — professional lurker right here) but for some reason I was thinking about Units the other day and no one had any idea what I was talking about. I was like - you remember, customizable outfits with contrasting cumberbunds that you…

I hate that I find him attractive in spite of his crime. Or maybe because of it? $40 is good money! He could treat me to a really nice meal at the TGIF with that kind of cash

She sends Ryan out in the middle of the night for organic hand-churned pumpkin-flavoured ice cream and small-batch pickles.

Kat Dennings + Josh Groban?!!?!!?!

I'm sorry but that just makes me dislike Martha even more. What the fuck does she care about Gwyneth Paltrow? The existence of Goop sure as hell isn't hurting her brand or bottom line. I think it's rather sad and juvenile to act that way about someone else daring to do something similar to what you do- and commanding…

Here's an interesting story that somewhat follows up with an older post on this type of thread from a few weeks ago(barely):

I live in Bakersfield, right next to Wasco, and I am astonished that this has made the national news. Guys, the actual guy came forward and explained it was just a photography project for his wife.

My mom's friend called one night saying that he found a cat on his construction site, and would we like it. She agreed, and he brought over what appeared to be a naked vole in a shoebox. The poor thing was the length of my pinky finger. My mom was like "ah, hell no!" but we had already named him Pete, so he was…

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Oh man, I have this friend who is pretty super feminist (though it's only come on the last two years or so) and is a doctor, so does not even have the damn time to do attachment parenting, AND YET. And yet. The damn child is never put down and never left alone on her own. So what happens if Mom or Dad have to run…

My fourteen-year-old nephew recently started playing football. I really don't want to support this at all. Three high school players died this past week. Brain damage has been found in players as young as 18. Am I a bad aunt?

Oh, man. Well, I'm going to advocate for your marriage.

I have been eating the first, imperfect waffle my whole life because my parents used to make that joke. First-kid misplaced pride.

Raising children isn't rocket surgery.

I totally feel you on this. I am pregnant with my first after several false starts (like 4 miscarriages), and my husband and I discussed at length how we would balance our home life with our personal interests. It's not even like we came up with any solid plan or conclusions through all that discussion, but we both…

Ok I usually hate this shit but I want to hug every living thing in this video and those pups are lucky to have such fun and generous humans

SQUEEEEEEEE! Dat face tho.

I can't wait until it's leather weather. I bought a lady's cut biker jacket and have been painting it.

People are. The video said several people had applied to adopt her. Sometimes it's very frustrating as a shelter worker when people line up to adopt the dog that was on the news and completely ignore the other dogs who have been waiting for a long time.