The medications he’s on cause that.

It’s the meds.

Same. Reading this took me back to 6th grade and a girl who was “having an affair” with the old married school janitor and the girl who fainted at school because she was pregnant. Somehow they were the bad ones. 11 year olds. :( We were all just babies and didn’t even understand half of any of it. Whenever I’ve…

Robin Williams married the nanny.

I can’t disconnect her from Pam. I realized it when I started looking for Jim in the background of that photo. Like oh their house is cute...doh!

Oroville. That’s about right.

We also grow and export a lot of rice, which takes a ton of water. It’s ridiculous when you see flooded rice fields in the middle of a drought.

Where’s Mark’s mom? I wanna see Mark’s mom!

We have a century old wood paneled dining room with built ins that is the jewel of the house. I’ve actually had pinterest addicts ask me it we are going to paint it. Makes me sick to my stomach to even think about it.

I'm trying to see the draw, too. My daughter's hair always looks like this and it drives me nuts. Flat grody hair.

Big Lots should be stocked up for a while, at least.

I found this doll for sale on craigslist and I wanted to buy it so badly! My kids wouldn't stop crying when I showed them the picture though, so I decided I'd better not. It didn't say anything about being haunted though.

Ha! I wish! I spend a lot more on my son's clothes and shoes than I do my daughter's because he's the one who cares about that stuff. She'd wear the same ratty pants and tshirt every day if I let her.

I thought Kim was the (golden) shower expert.

My husband had a yellow lab/dachshund mix growing up and the lab was the mother.

Oh jesus. Dachshunds are terrifying.

Sometimes the placenta is in front and keeps people from feeling strong movement, apparently.

Oh, jesus. It's not an official birth announcement. Those things are written by hospital staff, in the middle of the night, by the looks of it and stuck on the side of the hospital bassinet.

She's a cute girl but I balk at "the most beautiful girl in the world." She looks like any other blond haired blue eyed child I see every day. This is a terrible pedestal to put any child on.

In our case, both sets of grandparents are enjoying retirement far too much to be able to depend on for this kind of help.