And if you've ever been hit by a GSP's long intact tail, you want to take the thing off yourself.

That's actually what I was going for, originally! I saw a grey (blue) one the other day and almost cried.

I don't think I'd ever purchase a dog, vs rescuing, but a family friend actually breeds a very healthy line of Boston Terriers with a healthy snout length as well as not requiring c-sections. I love his dogs, they're great little athletes. I've heard they're mighty farters, though!

Seriously. Like this poor thing. It's just wrong.

Don't forget the shame of getting your period. Dealing with the logistics of that while in middle school bad enough.

I had the same size baby as you (baby number 1 was only slightly smaller) and yeah, his chest was humongous according to the dr, but I didn't have any problems delivering him, either. I would feel uncomfortable making a statement regarding other peoples abilities to deliver large babies just based on my own…

Have you ever had that Thai ice cream with frozen veggies in it? It's bizarre but not bad.

I saw KRCR and thought Oroville. Nope. Florida.

Don't forget to immerse yourself and smell the smells. Or just look at some Pinterest boards.

Oh my god, what assholes these people are.

Ugh. My grandma had a rotary phone on her kitchen wall since it had been installed a zillion years before. I hated using that thing, particularly holding it to my face! It stunk so bad! Like a zillion years of bad breath.

My Mormon-dar is pinging pretty hard. That or fake back story to get 2 aspiring actors some jobs. Maybe they borrowed the kids.

Look into your Parks and Rec. Lots of spring and summertime activities coming up.

No one wants to hear their roommates doing it. Period.

Ugh. Please don't be a pitbull or bulldog...

In the 80s, when our VCR was new, my mom would just indiscriminately rent movies or record them off HBO. Pretty much all ended up to heavily feature sex and nudity. This was just one of the probably inappropriate movies we watched as children. I kind of feel bad for today's kids. They just don't make movies like that…

Is that a diaper, too? What an adorable baby!

Or kittens, nursing on their own little nipple.

I think she's set herself up for the treatment, I hate to say. Not victim blaming, but she's done everything for the fame and from point A, the sex tape, hasn't demanded any respect because it means more money for her. It's like the circus. If you go out night after night dressed like a clown, people are going to…