That is the worst comment to get, too! "You used to be sooooo pretty!"

Countdown to them getting back together. That's so much history, I can see this only being a break.

Haha, that's so bizarre. I would even cringe going to my parents and seeing my senior portrait on the wall. Thank god they finally redecorated.

Kind of sad that the reader instead of the journalist had to check this one easy detail.

Who cares? That's gotta be absolutely the least of that child's problems.

My friend's mom was kind of a shitty person and I remember going into their house and seeing a gigantic painted portrait of her on the wall. It was pretty weird.

Pretty much all of the Winter Olympics are rich people sports.

I can barely watch the Winter Olympics because all I see when I watch the US team is lots of rich kids excelling in sports that they were privileged enough to participate in thanks to parents with resources. The Summer Olympics at least have sports that are more accessible to people who aren't as financially fortunate.

I don't get it, either.

Yeah, I think it's iffy, too. Oh well. It tastes good and has nutritional benefits. If it means creepy crawlies might be protecting my vagina, I guess that's a bonus. No worries. I was sure I'd read something somewhere about the good bugs migrating so this was a good excuse to investigate.

Paragraph 4 kind of lays it out. There are a lot of factors affecting things, and putting the yogurt directly in your vagina is a more surefire delivery system, but apparently it does get into your vagina and sets up a good colony via oral delivery.

Like I said, haha! Craaaaawwwliiiinng. Or however little yogurt critters move.

Found it!

I seriously think they mean it will crawl from your butt to your vagina.

From what I've heard, the good bacteria is supposed to migrate from your intestinal tract to your vagina. Sounds kind of iffy to me, too, but whatevs. I like it and eat a lot anyway. I haven't noticed if it's made a difference.

I went to the city, ate a wonderful brunch, and attended a sporting event on my last birthday. It was pretty great. Going to a museum also would have made me happy.

Everyone got mad at me when I suggested she use her own money to replace them, so I'm thinking that would be looked down upon, too. She actually is learning how to sew, however, so that could be promising.

It gets worse, too! My daughter ruined 3 pairs of pants in the past month. $15 a pop!

Plus, if you have another child, who turns out to be a boy, you'll be set. I was happy to have all of the neutral things that I did, when my second kid was a son.

And seriously, nothing is cuter than a child in overalls.