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Aren't regular bras torture enough?

Pasties, pork chop sandwiches?

It's gross? I changed mine and didn't think it was too bad. I didn't have any pressure to change it from anyone. That old name wasn't mine any more than the new one is. It was my dad's and just barely his, as he was adopted by a really shitty couple. I just think people should do what they feel best doing and not have

I'm at the point where I choose my face over my ass or abs.

I don't think they've gone out, judging from the ubiquitous yoga pants. If people are wearing anything under those, I'd think it would be thongs. I'd also guess it's yoga pants and skinny jeans causing crotch infections, due to lack of airflow, rather than thongs.

I was just thinking of the PTSD this stupid school has probably caused.

Costco pizza is definitely the most bang for your buck. Ours, you definitely have to be a member to enjoy the food court, though. I've seen them turn non-members away.

Seriously. I have no plans to ever go, so I don't really see myself being enraged over the price increase and I don't really feel bad for those who are affected by the increase.

I've been dying for a greyhound since I was 18. It's part of my retirement dream. Me, my greyhound, a quiet bungalow. Live the dream, friend!

Yeah, it's easy to tell someone to just dump him if they haven't been married with children. It's worth it to put a little work into figuring things out.

I was thinking something in that line, too.

See? Tried and true. Just don't use that tune.

Make a song out of your phone number.

Put your phone number to music, he'll learn it really fast.

He definitely paid some consequences.

My friend's 16 year old son gave HIS FRIEND her itunes password because he didn't know/understand it was linked to her cc. Yeah.

Who gives their kids their password? Amateurs. Keep that shit under lock and key.

A lot of people who move out are doing so because they aren't keeping up on rent or other bills. They usually leave the place a mess, leave during times that it's harder to rent out a place, etc. That means you have to take time to get it cleaned up to be rentable again, it might sit vacant, etc. They're usually not

What is on his tongue!? I'm going to throw up. It looks like a booger.