This makes it sound like men are eating our faces a la Hannibal in silence of the lambs and I'm here for it.

I want bionic lashes that will crawl onto my eyelids and perfectly place themselves without me having to do anything, because getting them in place can be a huge fucking pain sometimes.

Usually I’m the same, but sometimes it’s fun to get like luxury things that you’re not going to use super often that last a long time.

She is fucking amazing and bad ass, and her looks are usually completely on point, so I’m actually tentatively excited about this? Whenever it happens, anyway.

But I love my multi colored eyeliner.

LISTEN I KNOW THIS IS A STRESSFUL TIME FOR ALL OF US. R8 IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND AND RIHANNA DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT OUR SUFFERING. BUT WE NEED TO BAND TOGETHER NOT TEAR EACH OTHER APART.

ALSO WHEN IS FUCKING R8 COMING OUT THO

Rihanna’s full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty

Now if only this makeup, if and when it is made, could give me Rihanna’s flawlessly even, piquantly sexy features...

I knew I’d love Viva Glam Rihanna II, but I had no idea how much. It singlehandedly sold me on frost lipstick. Alone, it’s an oddly subtle shade. Over a nude or blush, it’s romantic. Over black or navy, it makes your lips look like well-conditioned leather. These are all things I love. Can’t wait to see what she is…

I’m weird about this kind of stuff, I don’t really like limited-edition cosmetics (and by extension, personality brands) because if I find something I like I want to be able to buy it in a year’s time.

Ugh fucking Sean Penn and the collective forgetting of what he did to Madonna makes me SO MAD. So mad. He is disgusting.

I didn’t know how to feel, then I read your comment, now I do.

His videos are frequently incredible. I really hope he continues to mature and capitalizes on his full potential. His pop culture surrealism mixed with hip hop themes isn’t really like anything else I’ve seen out there. Unfortunately, I can’t recommend anything he’s made without including a list of every trigger…

Yay sweeping generalizations!

Marky Mark is an actual criminal. He actually put someone’s eye out. The fact that you would equate this with Tyler’s artistic expression seems closer to casual racism than to a complete thought.

Good luck getting Theresa May to change her mind. Try being sick when they say you’re fit for work here and you’ll really know some hardass bureaucracy.

The first time I read that as 'less than a euro', which is totally not possible. But seeing that he says 'less Euro'(pean cuisine). And hell yeah that is true. London has some of the best ethnic food around. Good ass Ethiopian, Thai, Indian, and for some reason they love fried chicken over there. Not sure if it is…

Regardless of the controversy involved, I just really like this photo. It's oddly charming, and looks like a realist painting.