This happened CONSTANTLY when I was in high school. Facebook was still a toddler to the masses, and no true etiquette for net presence had been established. Passive aggressive statuses (back when you still had the “is” tacked to your response) were the norm. Sides were formed and times were set after school for things…

To all the people saying that various BCO stories are too out of control to have actually happened, I give you this.

Given the statement that it was because of an “argument on social media” I wonder if it might have had nothing to do with her working the drive through except the attacker knowing that she’d be there. We’ve had a couple of fights break out in or in front of my library this summer simply because two (or more) people…

I am patting you, it’s ok. Pat, pat. Cookies. As many as you want. Or out of season raspberries.

Im pregnant again now and very much middle aged. Can you imagine how things are going to turn out?! Pancakes AND waffles everywhere!

Tom Hardy is a damn delight and I hope nothing ever happens that proves me wrong.

Good god those lips. Is it wrong that I wanna bite them?

OH—hahahaha. Sorry about that.

Well, yes and no. Once you’ve pushed a baby through your birth canal, your vagina is never going to be “the same.” As for the “bounce back,” it really depends on the person. For the most part, though, yes, it does “bounce back,” but it can take a couple of years. And nobody likes to wait, it seems.

I love Coco. She’s so weird and sincere. Also unless something unusally traumatizing happens during birth doesn’t the vagina just kind of spring back into shape?

me too coco. me too.

yep

But why is it that watching this white boy rap isn’t totally embarrassing and only endearing. Fuck you Tom Hardy for making my emotions complicated.

It pains me to think of all the time I have devoted to doing nothing, and it has yet to bring me fame and/or fortune.

Plastic baby was the best actor in the film hands down.

Very off topic but does this neckline have a name? I want a dress that looks like this and I need to know how to search for it.

How much nothing must one do to become famous? Asking for a fairly sedentary friend willing to do less for notoriety.

I’m not a Sienna fan, but it is bullshit that they decided to eliminate the role Greig played in hiding Bulger for all those years.

I did not do the dishes or laundry today. I am expecting a blogger to contact me any day now.