My ex, at the age of 26, had no idea you could hold in a fart.

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

We’ve seen. The internet has seen. Breakfast, lunch, and fucking dinner indeed.

I guess it is good that he played such a horrible villain. Otherwise it would be difficult to separate the character from the actor. As it stands it is okay to be creeped out by both.

Aka she can no longer pimp her own daughter out and she wishes she'd been smarter about who she married her off to.

Prince George and his little chubby cheeks makes me want to have kids.

There’s been some really interesting research done on gossip from a sociological perspective recently, and the results are a bit surprising: academics have found is that, broadly speaking, gossiping with friends is good for your health, and that people who gossip tend to live longer. Even more interesting is that…

I hit a certain age a few years ago where I suddenly have zero tolerance for people talking shit about other people. Maybe because it just feels so pointless? Like, find something else to do with your time?

Also, fucking ROGER MOORE played James Bond for 10 years.

That is *exactly* how I picture Shania Twain just hanging out in her house on a daily basis.

Why is it when a female comedian makes fun of a female celebrity (as comedians are wont to do), it’s a “feud”? Can we dispense with this sexist BS already?

His victims were black girls, that’s why the lamestream media gives no fucks.

Anyone else notice the token black girl in Taylor’s “#squad”?
But I’m glad it didn’t go the way she wanted, she’s obnoxious and awful and I think it’s funny that Kanye “”ruined”” her night again. #yeezy2020

Of course he did. Because, Kanye.

She included a picture of a face on a crotch blowing a kiss (I'm sorry, I honestly don't know how to describe the picture??). Shade is subtle. Demi is not. It was a good burn tho

Before tonight, I had no feelings about Demi Lovato one way or another, but that retort to Kathy Griffin? Well-played.

The OTND link just leads to Demis twitter