You are very, very good at detecting sardonic hyperbole and you should definitely type more things on the internet.

Frankly, I think a yard full of elegantly landscaped succulents/desert plants and maybe a rock garden would look really beautiful surrounding a Mediterranean-style property. Missed opportunity.

Fine people based on a function of their income.

I'm really confused as to how else you get water to heat up but by letting the cold run out?

To the overly sensitive it is condescending, to people who recognize that some people just plain care, it’s sweet.

What sort of tax base does Rack City have?

lmao do you have the DVDs admit it

A shot at love lasted TWO seasons thank you very much.

oh yessss where the gimmick was like “It’s a dating show...and Tila will choose from guys AND girls!”

She was talking about Z’s sweet voiced shade on the hate-poster.

Given that you just clicked on this post and took the time to type a comment about them on a gossip blog, apparently not.

Man, she took a weird ass turn. Remember when she was the weird wacky bisexual reality show star? I watched that show and I’m not even gonna pretend it wasn’t highly entertaining.

The other weird thing is that the Big Brother production people are saying that “she has been removed because we found out about the Nazi stuff from 2013”, not because she said or did anything in the house. Which is ridiculous. I knew about that - literally the only things I know about Tila Tequila are that she was a…

Team Zendaya. That was shitty to call her parents names like that and she made her point.

I would lose my shit entirely. I would go full-on screaming, blood-smeared Viking berzerker on people if they said one fucking thing about my loved ones.

• Remember Tila Tequila?
  

Zendaya seems to have her head on straight. I like this young lady a lot.

I thought Zendaya did her best to rise above a hateful post. I’m not sure I could have (at more than twice her age) responded as well if someone attacked my parents.

He’s living beyond his means, like any New Money Z-lister. His album sold only 2,200 copies despite touring with Chris Brown. People know very well he’s broke, that’s why he walked out of a bank showing off a stack of $100 bills, like who does that? There are envelopes. And this is also why he won’t leave Kylie’s…

Maybe you’re really hungry and want to maximize the amount of (genuinely nutritious) food you get for your dollar. Maybe you want to freeze some of it for later. Why are these problems?