Why do Trump’s word vomit tweets always have such large time gaps between his threaded posts? I always assume that he writes these while struggling to eke out a bowel movement, but I may be wrong. Anyone else want to hazard a guess?

Realizing they might face some consequences. Nothing that could have happened to the women would have mattered.

Those last couple bits were pretty fantastic. “The focus on Niger is viewed as a direct challenge to President [notgonnasaythatassholesname]’s autocorrect.”

It is taking its mask off and revealing what it always was. You’re seeing the side that minorities have always been intimately acquainted with.

When I listen to protest songs from back during his time as president, I have a laugh (and cry) at how we thought that was the lowest a president could ever sink. He was dumb, but Trump, Trump is an absolute moron.

I’m doing some reading on the webz. Sounds like he has had trouble with depression and substance abuse for a long time. And it sounds mean that I don’t want to give him a pass for this translating into abusive behavior, but male celebs always seem to get positive attention for this. Women, on the other hand are just…

I’m still convinced this whole thing was started because Trump’s handlers, quite sensibly, decided that the absolute last thing they wanted was for him to extemporize anything related to the word “Niger,” and for the same reason they pre-emptively take the word “windmill” out of the Pictionary deck:

Yes, that was an excellent plan. Enroll in the military, get yourself killed in action, just so that Lord Buttface will say something stupid to your wife. I would try a setup like that only I’m not that psychic.

Off subject, but Obama seems like the kind of nice guy who’d say he remembered anyway.

IDKKKKK he was a pretty hot-shit-it-boy in the 90s. I bet he is exaggerating some, tho.

Excuse me, but that’s “fucking moron” to you.

I doubt it. If there was ever a guy who would want to share secrety secret super super secret info as a way to impress people, it would be Trump. Even if the only thing he said was “I know things. I know lots of things. Let me tell you. Let’s just say there are more than one type of illegal ALIENS out there. I know.”

Between Weinstein and trump, the hotel terry cloth robe has forever been ruined for me.

And the Weinstein name is every where. I was watching Project Runway the other day, and the first credit is Executive Producer Bob Weinstein.

I don’t think the intent (or effect) of this column is to normalize her. It’s to view and mock her downfall.

I live in a blue state (where the Republican governor is trying his damndest to make it right-to-work), but I am considered a “professional,” so any break/lunch rules fly out the window. When I started my current job in August, we were told that we got a paid 1 hour lunch...they didn’t want us to burn out. Then a…

I completely get why you are doing what you are doing, but it is technically illegal. You’re required by law to have a 30 minute break if you work 5 or more hours. Taking the break at the end of the day does not count because it reads as (and is) just working 8 hours with no break. Your employer can get in a lot of…

you’re in the same “billable hours” bullshit as I am I guess.

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