Fargo invented wood chippers.

For years—decades!—all everyone wanted was a way to pick and choose the cable channels they wanted. Just pay for the stuff they liked, and nothing else. That’s all. That couldn’t be so bad...

I couldn’t bring myself to let anyone spend $120 on a cup of watered leaves for me, although I’m sure it is delicious. :)

First, I love Jezebel. And I have to say that even the negative comments about me on this site are much less mean spirited than on the WaPo site. A lot of angry dudes calling me a golddigger, fat, unattractive, wishing me STDs ...I could go on but you get the picture.

A few of these are definitely grasping at straws, but there were some good ones I didn't know about too!

Our job is to protect our students and create an environment where they feel safe. How dare they do this to their students. Shame on all of them.

Gibbs was fired only after a male student saw him photographing a nude female student.

I refuse to believe that anyone photographed in a Cruz office isn't a mannequin

Bianca perfectly expresses my feeling about this.

This wasn’t needed. All the pictures exist. She dressed up in blackface and then posed in pictures that already fucking existed.

Done. Now what? Still offended.

My dislike of Deen is admittedly made more acute due to how I always thought he had a creepy face and was not as likeable as the Internet told me he was, but I believe Stoya and his other accusers 100% and his lame, juvenile tweets make me feel all the more nauseated for it.

I have less than zero urge to ever go to Coachella. Like, I’d rather be trapped in a dumpster with Trump and a couple hungry walkers. I hope those that go have a great time, but I'd much rather stay home and sing in the shower.

Yeah, this is a huge letdown. I’m a huge Kaitlin Olsen fan, and I really wanted to see her on an Adam Reed-helmed show. We still get the Louis C.K. and the Seth Rogan cartoons, I guess? Yay?

Droid? no. This is what I see.

On a lighter note, the subreddit for this series has devolved into pictures like this over the last few days. Hopefully they’re not the only positive thing to come out of the series:

WHY IS SHE USING THE BRITISH SPELLING OF FAVORITE?