It even scared me a little. Like when a friend from Jordan or England sends me an article from Jezebel in which I have commented (unbeknownst to them), and it is a little bit of a shock. I almost think that I have hallucinated Jezebel, and that it is a small, intimate party in my apartment, and suddenly, it turns out,…

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

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This whole thing read like a fever dream. I saw the video of you two hugging and I still think you hallucinated it.

This is meta as fuck. Also, her faux “graciousness” toward you is my new spirit animal.

yeah sorry to all you frickin conspiracy theory losers but I had an Australian roommate who looked JUST like Amelia Earhart and so did her mom and I was like “omg [name withheld] you look JUST LIKE our first lady of the sky, where is your family from” and she was like, “well my dad’s family is from Scotland” and I was…

I think Chicken Run (despite the dark specter of chicken pot pies) is considered to be family friendly as are pretty much all of Aardman’s fare.

Fact I learned today: Jessie James Decker is actually a woman and a singer and not some reality show dude like I previously assumed.

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So after spending the past few weeks railing against sexual abuse by men in Hollywood daily, she’s absolutely silent on Senate candidate Roy Moore!

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

Ahhh, I miss The Soup.

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

At least where I live (Florida), thrift stores are shitty. It’s all polyester crap from dead elderly retirees—they die and their kids bundle up all their clothes and dump them at Goodwill. There are literally no nice clothes that I would want to wear.

One of the best things about being born with a wiener: I couldn’t care less about what pompous fashionista designed my clothes and and the only pressure I have from society is to wear pants when I’m outside. It took years to convince my wife that people weren’t going to shun her for not upgrading her 2 years old…

My feet haven’t grown since I was 12 so I still wear the same pairs of Dr Martens (boots and oxfords) my mum bought me in seventh grade! You know, back when Docs were still made in England and not a Chinese sweat shop.

This is great. I wish more people would start moving away from fast fashion.

Have you seen Fear The Neighbor on Discovery ID? I promise you, it could have nothing to do with politics.

The first thing I said when I heard this story was literally, “Was he mowing his lawn diagonally or something?” and now I see that he was, in fact, mowing his lawn. So... was he?

I love that they’re pinning it on the neighbor being a liberal and disagreeing with Rand Paul’s views, when it could just as easily have been that Rand Paul is one of those assholes who blows leaves onto your lawn.