You Drumpf’d it.

That's like every episode of Snapped!

T-pain once sampled the mighty boosh in a song so he has my vote with whatever he chooses to do .

A trick is something a whore does for super PACs...

It’s not the same* :(

Exactly!!! The website crashes whatever device I’m using, and the stories just don’t feel real anymore. People are too witty; punchlines are too contrived.

What????? I loved kitchenette. Still mourning behind closed ovens :(

Seriously?! I ALWAYS GAVE away free soda. Half the time I was too busy to ring it in. I worked at this shit hole nightmare inducing Polynesian restaurant and dinner show called the Mai Kai (I can't stress this enough but AVOID this moderately famous restaurant if you're ever in s FL) and we charged 3 dollars for a…

That is such a great dad joke...

I actually work as a paralegal in an office where NOBODY neither casually, nor even at all, references Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. It is a great tragedy.

But...it’s in your theme song!

Sir, your username.

I have a friend who lives on 8th & driggs and pays 900/month. His room is on the smaller side (not ridiculously so) and it’s an odd layout. Plus he doesn’t have a window but STILL. He pays what I pay in bed-stuy for a much better location. It's rare but it could happen.

damn, I miss the soup :(

Oh, Eliot

So do I, though...

Apparently WAY before I do...

Oh thank god I’m not the only one. I mean...I’m 23 for god’s sake.

:( much love x

How about...I thought it was just a white paper plate on the counter, but I rested my hand on it and discovered nearly an inch of heroin.