If by “mini hot dogs” you mean chilling at home with my doxie, that's exactly what I'm doing.

That Tintin comment just killed me. Everyone on the J turned and looked at the cackling 20-something😂

Did that hurt as much to type as it did to read?

Two weeks ago I almost leased a scion iA...they wouldn’t come down on the price because scion, according to the two car salesmen who I dealt with...are “pure priced” cars. Both said if I were looking at a toyota they’d be able to work with me...so what does that mean moving forward now? no more pure pricing? The iA…

I scrolled past that photo quickly, and only saw the word “accessorize” in the headline, and I thought this was an article about Noel Fielding. I much prefer it that way.

This is SO great.

I might drink the kool-aid for the UCB show alone...haven’t looked at a penny the same way again since the late 90s/early aughts.

Patrick Stewart once called him fat during an awards show which seemed to get a lot of publicity as well.

“I wish you good luck on your path towards the White House, but as I’m sure you know, our belief systems are polar opposites on many of the issues. And I will be campaigning rigorously against you. But if you win, I might still accept an invitation to your house to straighten you up every so often. “

I actually met her at the culture room in fort Lauderdale last year - not in drag but street clothes with a massive chain that said ‘eat it bitch!’ in jewels. The sweetest person you'd ever meet, too. Not at all jaded by fame.

Squidward Tentacles realness.

I’m reading this at 10:18am and agreeing with the sentiment...time to reevaluate things in my life...

Latrice West....or actually Royale West

You know, I was immediately inclined to apologize for ranting and say again that this whole situation wasn’t a big deal and that I knew better than to put myself in harm’s way to begin with. But instead I’m just going to say thank you. Much appreciated x

I swear to god I thought this was a song about post it notes.

*sigh* so here it goes....I was raped in college. The kid who raped me was all of 5’2 and jacked like nobody’s business. Also SUPER tan (this was at the height of the jersey shore fame debacle and he looked like a tiny amalgamation of the entire cast) and completely reliant on his mother (we went to Hofstra and this…

Seriously!!!! Last year, my ex (Asshole) told me to kill myself when things went south. And I tried. I was fired from my job for missing work as a result, on Christmas day. Disney escapism got me out of the hole that day and I really don’t see why people are hating SO much.

I enjoyed Frozen because of the Arrested Development references. I can rationalize what a hit it has been based on “We finish each other’s....sandwiches” alone.

That tree house is surprisingly handy for clandestine disney behavior. In my teens I smoked many a joint up there on the ascending walk.

The greatest tragedy in all of this is that we’ve lost the sanctity of the hanukkah song :(