“Pre School.”

I’m surprised she didn’t need more wine to get through that conversation...

You’d think that she’d at least wear knee pads.

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

I’m a generic ibuprofen kind of girl. Generic ibuprofen all the way.

How many Hemsworth brothers are there, anyway?

I think we just wrote a new Dreamworks movie!

Ah, yes...and the Bro-ala

Cousin of the swole-aby.

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?

I totally get what you're saying about voting on human rights but it means so much that we altered our constitution by a popular vote. We wanted this as a nation. We came out and showed that we did and the No side now have no weight in this country. The rainbow tastes so sweet!

I'm going crazy on there liking all the comments. It's uplifting that I've seen more condemnation than support for the Duggars.

Isn’t it amazing how Mike Phuckabee thinks that letting young girls listen to Beyonce is bad parenting?

STOP SLUT SHAMING HIM JK ROWLING! HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PARADE HIS SEXY BODY ANYWHERE. FOR FEMINISM!*

She didn’t even get a Last Fuckable Day party.