“We do not allow women on their periods into this facility based on our religious beliefs.”

I kind of wish that a super popular restaurant put out a sign that says “WE DON’T SERVE DIVORCED PEOPLE BASED ON OUR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. #SORRYNOTSORRY”

just saw this early this morning, actually, and it made me have a lot of feelings. it’s a difficult case because when you think of things from the perspective of neesmith, the guardian for one of the girls the boys were visiting, it’s easy to empathize, especially if you consider the ways in which southern fatherhood,…

BLOCKED.

Tom Hardy doesn’t make soulful eye contact with the camera as he takes a long, lusty, and most importantly MAN ONLY shower

Of course they’re looking for work! Those affirmative action urban lesbians took their jobs!

I’m so glad that Sister Stanislaus Kennedy plus other liberal-minded nuns and priests are making their voting intentions publicly known prior to the May 22nd same-sex marriage referendum. Surely, they are helping change hearts and minds — the non-given would be by how much — so they deserve a lot of credit for…

Do it for Oscar Wilde, Ireland! That guy INVENTED being gay!

Good luck, Ireland. May you be a shining light upon the hill and may rights finally be for everyone.

On behalf of so many ladies, let me just be the one to say the obvious, “awww, damn it”

I think we can all safely assume that Mariah Carey, for one, knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.

except only a hundred and fifty years out from slavery. or, as Louis CK puts it: two 70-year-old ladies living and dying.

It’s always such a complicated discussion to have! Because, on one hand, it kind of sucks when people in progressive movements devote so much energy to picking our allies apart for every little thing. Like, when somebody brings a bunch of publicity to a movement, we have to dig around for reasons that person isn’t the…

You don’t see what the big deal is when some white dude claims a piece of land he has no connection to other than “I want it” in a continent utterly ravished by that very mentality? There really is no point in continuing this...whatever this is.

Oh, cool. It’s not like hundreds of years of colonial powers carving up Africa like a turkey without regard for preexisting cultural norms has led to instability that continues to this day. How sweet that this man and his daughter get to continue the tradition of european-descended folks claiming foreign lands without…

I feel like I want to crowdfund an army and go take over his Virginia home, overthrowing him and his heir. Nothing bloody; we’d just strong-arm them into the street, change the locks, and let them watch me making myself at home: watching Netflix on their flat-screen, eating their food, etc.

Colonization is so cute.