FAF

She is way too fucking good for TBS. Congrats, TBS.

Also she says “I’m told that my idea of a perfect evening is...” so even that is monkey-speak from her handlers. Genius.

oh my god

That was almost as funny as the wine glass getting bigger on the Friday Night lights skit

Am I having a stroke, or are her legs getting shinier and turning gold throughout the skit? Help?

“Baz Luhrmann’s musical remake of Blade Runner”

Forced-Birthright.

Oh, honey. They're not Christians. They're some sort of swarthy Eastern Orthodox Catholic-y sort of thing.

Possibly a cheap way to go visit my sister in Israel?

Or, like, the fact that Bethlehem is now a Palestinian town where the population is majority Muslim.

Hmm. I wonder if the Green family is aware that Israeli public health pays for abortions for women between 20 and 33 with no question asked and are working towards covering all.

aggressive truth

Museum of the Bible (another Green family endeavor, set to open in 2017; see you there)

“I wonder how the Covenant Journey trip planners will dance around the existence of Palestinian Christians”

The Evangelicrazies don’t give a rats ass about Jewish people. They just want to be sure when the Rapture happens, they’re in Israel ready to be allowed on the Holy Spaceship to Heaven.

My cat enjoys pulling my headphones out of my purse/gym bag, chewing them just a bit, and then pushing them back into the bag.

This is why I’m a dog person.